my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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