Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Randomize
