I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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