theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
