Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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