Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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