So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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