I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
