I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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