used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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