We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Let's get the cat blown out
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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