Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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