Porn is love you can see.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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