Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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