I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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