He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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