yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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