I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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