OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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