why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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