I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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