Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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