yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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