Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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