he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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