No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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