i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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