You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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