Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
All I want is dick and wine.
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