I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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