We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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