cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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