So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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