I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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