what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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