I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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