It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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