I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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