How'd it feel making her break her religion?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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