Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Randomize
