his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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