its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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