their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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