normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
