Its about making memories worth repressing
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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