What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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