Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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