I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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