you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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