I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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