She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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