Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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